leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne

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sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

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gwennovynne:

when u can’t figure out how to reblog something because of someone’s theme

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phaserburn:

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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veird:

terminallycheesy:

whenever i lose followers i just want to tell them

“so, this is the thanks i get for working overtime.”

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OVERTIME

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deanandsamarebrothers:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

thank you. thank you so much. so very very much. thank you.

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lindsaylohoean:

oknope:

how i use my phone

  • 80% for internet
  • 10% for take photos
  • 5% for text 
  • 4% for call
  • 1% to check the time

WHERES THE MUSIC

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